How I can tell if you’re pregnant

There’s been a rash of pregnancies among my friends, which is all well and good for them – really.
However, I don’t like surprises so when you show up at my door without warning and say you have something to say, I’ll probably stop you right there in the entry way and offer you a glass of wine.

So my fail safe test is, you guessed it, if you take the glass of wine, you are probably not pregnant. If you don’t take the glass of wine, no matter what – I will assume you are pregnant.

Feel free to go ahead and test me, even if you just want a glass of wine – I’m always game for a glass of wine!

You’ve been warned.

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