That used to be me, look to your left, you’ll see yourself in about 7 years…

Here’s what’s gonna happen, you’re gonna wreck that hot little car, it’s a given, and sorry, Daddy isn’t going to buy you anything else to replace it. You’re also going to go have to get a real job and quick playing princess ALL of the time. You’re also going to have to quit eating. Not all together, but you’ll have to ditch anything that has the word Taco on the sign = Taco Cabana, Taco Bueno, Taco Bell… you get the point. Eat an apple.
Also, I hate to break it to you, you’re gonna have to work out. Don’t worry, your boobs aren’t going anywhere {thank Goddess} but due to your dependency on aforementioned Taco locations you’ll need to start running in 5 minutes and, well, don’t stop, EVER.
Your not going to get any taller, so save your taco money for shoes – tall ones and quit bitching about your feet hurting, you are tall(ish) so suck it up.
Stay blonde, don’t try brunette, don’t attempt to figure out what your “natural” color is, blonde works

So super cute little skinny girl in shiny red mustang – enjoy it now while you can.